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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

You know what they say: Insanity by definition means that you are doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.... However, I strongly disagree with this statement. I would say that insanity is hereditary......you get it from your kids 😂😂😂

PS I am sure that every parent here will agree 100% 😂
 
Regarding German things………

I have had some bad sausages in my time but German ones are wurst.

we get a lot of rain in the UK but in Germany, the weather is wetter.
 
Guys, you know that English is not my mother tongue, so I have a question for you:

Why is a bra singular and panties plural? 😂
(Answers in a postcard please)
 
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. Never figured out why? 🤷‍♂️ 😁
 
God, a clean joke? . . .

A nun and priest walk into a pub . . . Nah, can't use that one . . .

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse! (Sorry)
 
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. 😎
 
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