- Messages
- 1,149
- Reaction score
- 3,414
- Points
- 333
- Location
- Leeds
- First Name
- Shaun
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
-
Welcome to the ElgrandOC forum. You will find that the majority of the forum is locked, but do not worry. You can unlock more content by registering to the forum completely free. Sign up is automatic, does not require email confirmation and is instant. Feel free to browse through the sections to see what topics have been covered before you register. You can register for an account by CLICKING HERE Once you have registered, you will unlock more of the forum content. You will not unlock all of the content until you have reached 10 posts. This is to give you an opportunity to chat to existing members and help to integrate you into the forum community. We are a friendly and helpful community and there is a wealth of infomation contained within the forum. Please feel free to register, introduce yourself and get to know your fellow members. Feel free to look at the Frequently Asked Questions section, the Meets/Events section and the Competition Section without having to register. We look forward to getting to know you and help you with any questions or problemd you have with your Elgrand.
Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)
- Thread starter dognero
- Start date
- Messages
- 1,149
- Reaction score
- 3,414
- Points
- 333
- Location
- Leeds
- First Name
- Shaun
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
- Messages
- 1,149
- Reaction score
- 3,414
- Points
- 333
- Location
- Leeds
- First Name
- Shaun
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
- Messages
- 1,149
- Reaction score
- 3,414
- Points
- 333
- Location
- Leeds
- First Name
- Shaun
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
- Messages
- 223
- Reaction score
- 541
- Points
- 313
- Location
- East Sussex
- First Name
- roo32
- Elgrand
- Looking to buy
- Region
- South East
Following the 'red sky @' theme from the previous page...
Red sky at night, shepherds delight.
Mince and mashed potato, shepherds pie.
Or, if you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Red sky at night, shepherds delight.
Red sky in the morning, barn on fire.
Red sky at night, shepherds delight.
Mince and mashed potato, shepherds pie.
Or, if you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Red sky at night, shepherds delight.
Red sky in the morning, barn on fire.
- Messages
- 11
- Reaction score
- 17
- Points
- 78
- Location
- Australia
- First Name
- Mitchell
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Rest Of World
I hear ya mate!
- Messages
- 352
- Reaction score
- 546
- Points
- 223
- Location
- Sheffield
- First Name
- John
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
My missus told me off. I was in a field kissing a cows arse. She said " why the bleedin ell are you kissing that cows arse? “ i said " well, I've got terrible chapped lips " she was intrigued and replied." oh, does that cure it then “? I said " no, but it stops you licking em for a bit" 
- Messages
- 1,325
- Reaction score
- 4,288
- Points
- 343
- Location
- Hurn dorset
- First Name
- Shaun
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- South East
- Messages
- 1,149
- Reaction score
- 3,414
- Points
- 333
- Location
- Leeds
- First Name
- Shaun
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
Red sky at night , shepherds delight
Pink sky in the morning,
Angel delight
Pink sky in the morning,
Angel delight
- Messages
- 1,149
- Reaction score
- 3,414
- Points
- 333
- Location
- Leeds
- First Name
- Shaun
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
- Messages
- 1,149
- Reaction score
- 3,414
- Points
- 333
- Location
- Leeds
- First Name
- Shaun
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
- Messages
- 9,386
- Reaction score
- 39,425
- Points
- 473
- Location
- Co. Durham
- First Name
- Andy
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- North East
- Messages
- 352
- Reaction score
- 546
- Points
- 223
- Location
- Sheffield
- First Name
- John
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
buggery bollox
- Messages
- 698
- Reaction score
- 2,111
- Points
- 313
- Location
- Surrey
- First Name
- Dave
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- South East
Once you get past the music, this routine certainly inproves your mood and wellbeing, not sure what makes it different from many others must be the scenery?
- Messages
- 1,325
- Reaction score
- 4,288
- Points
- 343
- Location
- Hurn dorset
- First Name
- Shaun
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- South East
- Messages
- 352
- Reaction score
- 546
- Points
- 223
- Location
- Sheffield
- First Name
- John
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Yorkshire
I got hit with a cricket ball. Right in the plums 
ouch!! Went to the docs. He said " that's badly swollen. It's going to take some time. But you can help it along by bathing it in milk every day after work" so there i was the next evening at the end of the kitchen table with my bits in a saucer of milk.
The missus came home early. Looked at me and said " do you know what. I've always wondered how you reload that bloody thing"
ouch!! Went to the docs. He said " that's badly swollen. It's going to take some time. But you can help it along by bathing it in milk every day after work" so there i was the next evening at the end of the kitchen table with my bits in a saucer of milk.The missus came home early. Looked at me and said " do you know what. I've always wondered how you reload that bloody thing"