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I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.....

As you well know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before ~ I took a cab home.

Sure enough, I passed a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise. I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
 

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A guy walks into a bar with a crocodile, he unzips his fly and puts his ‘junk’ into the croc’s mouth saying “be gentle” the croc closes its mouth the guy slaps it on the head, “I said be gentle”

He turns to the people and says he will give $100.00 to anyone that will do this.

No takers, then this blond steps up and says “okay I will do it but don’t slap me like that”
 

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
 
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