Story Time...

Seven

The Engineer
Staff member
E50 Owner
#26
EOC Crazies said:
One day I spotted an Elgrand parked in a bay, nobody had noticed the broken Transporter parked beside. A right shed, load of mess, sprayed all up in red glitter. The owner arrived with his three perfect short offspring, all eating rubber shoes called crocs. They stunk of a tramp's foreskin. A passer by saw the disgrace of the VW with blood tires and proceeded to stab himself repeatedly in his sack. His balls fell....
and rolled, chased